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Lily Lachance's Lair

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  • On egocentrism

    I don’t consider myself the main character. More like the wacky side character who always has some new adventure or improbable project — and who is sufficiently genre-savvy to never wear a red shirt.

    lilylachance

    October 18, 2026
    funny
    fourth wall, funny, main character, self-awareness
  • Redesign

    The previous theme was pretty, but it didn’t have much going for it in terms of customization or navigation. (Kudos to all five of you super-fans who managed to find the elusive subscription box! I honestly have no clue how you did it.) This new and (mildly) improved version has the fancy navigation bar up…

    lilylachance

    October 11, 2026
    random
  • Semicolons: the Comprehensive Guide!

    How to use semicolons in your fiction: Step 1: a colonoscopy scene! Step 2: oh no, something went wrong… Step 3: the character has only half a colon now. This has been your guide on using semicolons in fiction.

    lilylachance

    October 10, 2026
    funny
  • Writing Log: September 2026

    This month has been so eventful (at least for my writing life; not so much otherwise) that I figured I should start posting monthly summaries. Partly for my own records, partly to (hopefully) inspire all the proto-writers who may be on the fence. This has been my single most successful month in terms of sales.…

    lilylachance

    October 1, 2026
    monthly writing log
    accountability, AI, fiction, Have Hands Will Hench, How to Prepare for Time Travelers in the Workplace, novelettes, publishing, satire, sci-fi, science fiction, short films, short stories, writing
  • Hi there, Christopher (haiku)

    I travel in timeTo sink ships of Columbus.Glub glub glub, you dick.

    lilylachance

    September 30, 2026
    writing
    Christopher Columbus, Columbus, haiku
  • When people ask me where I get my ideas…

    I caught the slightest whiff of leather conditioner. My training took over: I jumped to the side without even thinking, barely avoiding the bullwhip’s supersonic strike. It echoed in the dim and silent hallway. I landed like a cat, my heart racing, my eyes taking in every tactical detail, my hands clutching the expandable batons.…

    lilylachance

    September 26, 2026
    writing
    fiction, inspiration, microfiction, writing
  • A humble tip for solo writers

    My biggest tip for writers who have no editors (I too am one such writer) is to always read your final draft out loud. Not in your head, not with a quiet whisper, but OUT LOUD – accept no substitutes! That’s the best way of identifying the clunky turn of phrase or an awkward sentence…

    lilylachance

    September 12, 2026
    writing
    advice, editing, fiction, proofreading, short story, writing, writing advice
  • A tip for submitting your writing

    A tip for all the aspiring and/or newbie short-form writers: when you’re submitting your writing to a magazine, make sure your file formatting, subject line, and email content follow every guideline to the letter. An editor I recently met at Worldcon told me that 70% of submitters fail at that earliest stage. Part of my…

    lilylachance

    September 8, 2026
    writing
    author, creative writing, fiction, submissions, writing, writing advice, writing life, writing tip
  • Intuitive Story Length

    After submitting my stories to so many magazines, I’ve noticed something interesting: I have almost no stories in the 3,000-6,000 word range. (Some of those magazines are verrrry specific!) My comfort level when writing is somewhere between 1,200-2,500 words, and though I can inflate the word count through more descriptors and dialogue and random asides,…

    lilylachance

    August 17, 2026
    writing
    fiction, short story, submissions, wordcount, writing, writing life
  • Dispatches from the War on AI: the Horror Writers Association FUBAR

    About a week ago, the monthly newsletter of the Horror Writers Association (HWA) raised a lot more attention than any newsletter they’d ever sent out. The reason was simple: one of their trustees had included a long and rambling essay (and I use that term lightly) wherein she defended using plagiarism engines for writing and,…

    lilylachance

    August 13, 2026
    Dispatches from the War on AI
    AI, Chuck Wendig, HWA, infestation, institutional rot, Isabel Fall, literary industry, Michael Patrick Hicks, nameless writing associations, Nazi bar, plagiarism, rogue trustee, slop, sloppers, theft, transphobia, writing
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